Confessions ...

I can’t hold it any longer, I must confess, after being confronted with the evidence by my sister-in-law … I am a …plagiarist. Yes that’s right, the last blog came directly from the Shakespeare Country historic site. My attempt to honor the Bard (who happens to share a birthday with yours truly) has ended in disaster (Gimme a break, it’s tough coming up with new stuff every day. I don’t know how these guys who do it full time pull it off … I guess it has to be a combination of extreme boredom and loads of free time … I have some of the former, not much of the latter). I will now (as is the trend in Hollywood these days) enter a rehab program designed for those who take the word of others and use it for personal profit … what, you mean I’m not getting paid for this? I’ll be back ……… ok, my stint in plagiarist’s rehab is complete. I will never plagiarize again ... tomorrow I will be presently my newest post, entitled 'The Sun Also Rises' ... it's a scorcher! (Seriously kids, don't plagiarize - my sister-in-law (the teacher) and my sister (the teacher turned county administrator) will find out and will blame me - holidays are tough enough without giving them free ammo)

-Grease out.